Retro Recliner Gifts

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Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Biliard Enthusiast

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

The days before television

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

"Are you 'Identifying' yourself as Dad, Father, or just a guy who needs a nap?"

"He'll spend hours at a time out there, just gazing at the bird table."

King has Reclining Throne.

"Been nowhere, done nothing, not got the t-shirt."

Happy Retirement.