Comfy Recliner Gifts

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Siesta-time

Sleeping masks

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"This one he can do"

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Cat Dreams

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

American 'Idle'.

Happy National Pride Month

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"You need fresh air and exercise."

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."