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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Sleeping masks

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"This one he can do"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

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Cat Dreams

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

Happy National Pride Month

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."