Reclining Relaxer Gifts

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"Ahhh... close enough."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Inbox and outbox for books

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Mr. Clean Enough

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"This one he can do"

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

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Legalization of marijuana

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.