Recliner Relaxationist Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."