Recliner Devotee Gifts

Recliner

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

Happy Retirement

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

We never roam anymore.

The Common Sutra.

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

The Colonel at home.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'