Recliner Devotee Gifts

Recliner

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Happy Retirement

"Noooooooooooo!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"I want to work from home!"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

"She's late for her stress management course."

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

The Colonel at home.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'