Recliner Rebel Gifts

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's improv night."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'I'm still stressed out.'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Beard, socks and sandals.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Martha Stewart at Home.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."