Recovery Recliner Mugs

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Rest distracted by moles.

Friday: Permanent Vacation

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Floating

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'