Restless Recliner Mugs

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'Are you counting sheep again?'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

Think / Don't think signs.

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

'It just turned tomorrow.'