Recliner Enthusiast Mugs

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.