Recliner Expert Mugs

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Coffee

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

We never roam anymore.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'