Recliner Expert Prints

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."