Relaxed Recliner Pillows

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"Are you 'Identifying' yourself as Dad, Father, or just a guy who needs a nap?"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do and this is what this man's gotta do!'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"He'll spend hours at a time out there, just gazing at the bird table."

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Been nowhere, done nothing, not got the t-shirt."

"Today I'll do my part against global warming! I'll try to use as little energy as possible."

"Ahhh... close enough."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Rest distracted by moles.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Mr. Clean Enough

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

This is carrying casual Friday too far.