Recliner Meditators Pillows

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Yoga with Baby

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

'I hired a decorator.'

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

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Delivery.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Man cave? You think too small."

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'