Mini Meditator Pillows

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

Oh, like you've never had a rap song stuck in your head.

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

www.meditation.commm

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

'Yep, I'm alone.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

Belly reflection

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'I have an idea.'

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

'If suffering is good for the soul, why the cushion?'

"You want to become enlightened?"

Musician's Note To Self.

Horny Monk

Guru with Computer

'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'If the teachers can have a union, why can't we kids form our own union.'

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."