Mini Meditation Master Pillows

'I have an idea.'

Remote control pirate bully

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Baby Piano

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

Yoga with Baby

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Guru.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class