Meditative Master Pillows

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

'Now, the first thing is for you to extinguish your ego.' 'What? -- little old me?'

'I admire your spirit, but enlightenment isn't the sort of thing you hustle for.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Be Healthy

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Cactus seats.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!