Meditation Maestro Pillows

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

"The next time your lost in thought stop and ask for directions."

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

It's Alright The Sound Is Turned Off

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Guru.

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"If you're still here, you're not enlightened yet."

"The meds help. I feel more grounded."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'