The Meditation Master Pillows

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Cactus seats.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class