The Meditation Master Mugs

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Fight or Flight

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

Cactus seats.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Guru.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'