Meditation Master Mugs

All we have in life is this moment...

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Burned out doctor has a 'break glass in case of burnout' kit in her office.

"Can you be in the moment later?"

Working from OM

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I could sit here all day thinking about my problems."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'I can't shake off the feeling that you're more enlightened than I am.'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Mantra For 2022

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I'm sorry, but for that kind of money I really can't help you work on yourself.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Yogi back in 5.

'Is that the purpose of life?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'It's called lateral thinking.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more.'

'Please... no silly questions.'

Know thyself! This Means You!

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

"I'm not meditating. I just haven't had my coffee yet."

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

“It's my turn — you got to bother her last time.”

Trending wise.

"And remember, peace comes from within."

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."