Mini Meditation Master Gifts

'I have an idea.'

Remote control pirate bully

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Baby Piano

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Mind-Fullness

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Meditation

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

Yoga with Baby

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'