Mini Meditators Gifts

Yoga with Baby

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Let's arbitrate.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

www.meditation.commm

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

'Yep, I'm alone.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Belly reflection

'I have an idea.'

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

'If suffering is good for the soul, why the cushion?'

"You want to become enlightened?"

Horny Monk

Musician's Note To Self.

Guru with Computer