Mini Meditators Pillows

Yoga with Baby

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Let's arbitrate.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

www.meditation.commm

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Yep, I'm alone.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Belly reflection

'I have an idea.'

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

'If suffering is good for the soul, why the cushion?'

"You want to become enlightened?"

Musician's Note To Self.

Guru with Computer

Horny Monk

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.