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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Oh, like you've never had a rap song stuck in your head.

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

He was reaching for enlightenment and threw out his back.

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

'Yep, I'm alone.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

Virtual reality guru.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Dot Om.

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.'

"This meditation program really helps you get in touch with nature."