Meditator Pillows

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

Horny Monk

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"Showoff"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Why am I running?

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"You've been served."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'