Meeting Meditator Pillows

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Be Healthy

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

Yoga classes door.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stressed over time management

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

David Attenborough's Morning

Free-Floating Anxiety

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

All we have in life is this moment...