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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

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'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Yep, I'm alone.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

Virtual reality guru.

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Dot Om.

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.'

"This meditation program really helps you get in touch with nature."

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'