Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.
Digitally Distracted Meditator Gifts
Searching for a gift for your digitally distracted meditator? Explore our collection of witty, creative items that combine humor about tech overload with a love for inner peace. Whether they need a reminder to disconnect or a lighthearted way to embrace their busy mind, our products add a fun touch to their mindfulness journey. With designs that speak to the chaos of digital life and the serenity of meditation, you're sure to find something that resonates and makes them smile.
Be Healthy
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Mind-Fullness
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
Yoga classes door.
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
Stressed over time management
Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept
"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
Why am I running?
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'
James decided to stay in that night.
Free-Floating Anxiety
"I'm going on a retreat."
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."
It's A Breeze
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"DID YOU SEND THIS?"
'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'
"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!
''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'
"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"
Man constantly stressing
"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."
'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'
Digitally Distracted Meditator Gifts Collection
Digitally Distracted Meditator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for digitally distracted meditators—funny, thoughtful, and perfect for everyday mindfulness moments.
Digitally Distracted Meditator Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with witty designs that celebrate their meditation practice amid digital distraction.
Digitally Distracted Meditator Prints
Browse art prints that inspire calm and humor—great for turning any space into a peaceful retreat amid digital overload.
Digitally Distracted Meditator T-Shirts
Check out our humorous and mindful t-shirts—ideal for expressing their personality and balancing tech chaos with inner peace.