Techie Meditators Gifts

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

My God, I need to fart.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Meditation

"Showoff"

Yoga with Baby

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'