Techie Meditators Prints

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Oh, crap.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

My God, I need to fart.

Meditation

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Showoff"

Yoga with Baby

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'