Meditating With Tech Prints

"Sorry - your guru isn't in at the moment, but please leave a message after the tone: Ommmmmmm....."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Be Healthy

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

Stressed over time management

Meditation

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It is my place!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Why am I running?

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

James decided to stay in that night.