Recliner Meditators Mugs

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Yoga with Baby

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

'I hired a decorator.'

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

www.meditation.commm

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'