Kitchen Relaxer Gifts

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.