Kitchen Relaxer T-Shirts

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.