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"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

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"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"