Relaxed Cooker Gifts

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Hot Pie Therapy

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Hammock resting on books.

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.