Relaxed Reeler Gifts

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

'I'm still stressed out.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

Success Without Effort

"This is the software for my head."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."