Rod Reeler Gifts

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"FISH ON"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

The Specimen Hunter

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Two men trout fishing

'Give that back!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

I brake for worms

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

Salmon Fishing.