Rod And Reel Schemer Gifts

Two men trout fishing

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

"It's a setup."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"FISH ON"

Fishing Contest

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Worm Ate The Fish.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'Why we have architects'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

I brake for worms

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

Salmon Fishing.

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fly fishing

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier