Rod And Reel Schemer Gifts

Two men trout fishing

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

"It's a setup."

Fishing Contest

"FISH ON"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Why we have architects'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

I brake for worms

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Salmon Fishing.

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

Fly fishing

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier