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Fly fishing

Local Knowledge

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

"FISH ON"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Cinemaplex

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'