Rod And Reel Warrior Gifts

"FISH ON"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

The interminable!

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Man on bike

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

Two men trout fishing

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Salmon Fishing.

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"