Rod And Reel Warrior Gifts

"FISH ON"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

The interminable!

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

I brake for worms

Man on bike

'Give that back!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Two men trout fishing

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Salmon Fishing.

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

He prefers the flexibility only a motor home provides. Spike.

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"