Rod And Reel Lover Gifts

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Local Knowledge

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Holy Mackerel!"

"FISH ON"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fishing Contest

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'Give that back!'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

I brake for worms

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."