Rod And Reel Lover Gifts

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

Local Knowledge

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"FISH ON"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Give that back!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

Salmon Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Cinemaplex

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.