Rod And Reel Devotee Gifts

Worm Ate The Fish.

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

The Salmon Fisherman

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Only caught one, eh."

A souped up car...

"Holy Mackerel!"

Fishing Contest

"FISH ON"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

At the CD shop.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

I brake for worms

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Give that back!'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

Salmon Fishing.

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'