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"Holy Mackerel!"

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"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Only caught one, eh."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"First, do no ham."

Worm Ate The Fish.

Religious toilets.

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

"First, you have to get their attention."

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"She's a bird of pray."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."