Reel Enthusiast Gifts

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Cinemaplex

Boy and Man Talking About Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Local Knowledge

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Filling the Missile Gap

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

The Real Russian history

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Only caught one, eh."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Worm Ate The Fish.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Holy Relics.

Ezra Pound

Editor

The Wonder Of It All

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"