Reel Enthusiast Pillows

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Cinemaplex

Boy and Man Talking About Fishing.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

Local Knowledge

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Only caught one, eh."

The Real Russian history

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"Holy Mackerel!"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Worm Ate The Fish.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Holy Relics.

Editor

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'