Film Reel Fanatic Pillows

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Kirsten Johnson

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Spoiler alert."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'