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'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Getting to Know You

Reese Witherspoon

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Kirsten Johnson

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

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