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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

hard-boiled egg...

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

What's an Imax cave?

Getting to Know You

Giant slug attacks a city

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Movies vs. Films

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Starvation Watching

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."